omg i'm a huge homo. i invited this very nice boy over last night, this charming midwestern [south asian] fellow with great manners and a sweet smile and a job in social justice, and when he kissed me i realized he'd been acting weird cause he was nervous. cause he wanted to get with me (and my sister- oh no. sorry). i hadn't felt the nerves because i was calculating. doing the math for the lifetime of our relationship. and then when he kissed me i realized that I'm playing "disposable man" because they don't matter to me that much. not in that way. ouch! anyway, i got the poor fool to the train in time and he got home and well. anybody got any hot GIRL friends for me to make out with? i'm much nicer to girls. women. i promise.
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i think her name's deborah?
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